Talk about an adventurous two days on my way to Cusco, the famed city of the Incas and the jumping off point for Machu Picchu, and the city where I am currently typing this story. My last two days involved 27 hours sitting on a bus. Not exactly everyone's idea of a good time, but I swear the grueling trip was worth it.
My story begins two days ago in Ayacucho, as I sit at the bus station at 630 am, waiting for our bus to shove off. According to the bus office, the trip would be 10-11 hours total. We would end up in Andahuaylas, the town halfway to Cusco, between 5 and 6 pm. That seemed fine to me, it would be a long day on the bus but I could unwind in Andahuaylas that night and get refreshed prior to my bus to Cusco. It didn't quite work out that way.
We did take off from Ayacucho on time. I'll give the bus company that much. The problem was that one hour into the trip, our bus turns around and heads right back to Ayacucho. Needless to say the passengers were rather peeved at this reversal in fortune (pun intended). I was steamed myself, and asked a few people who worked for the company what the hell was going on. I got three answers.
Answer 1: There is something wrong with the bus so we had to return to the station and change buses. Answer 2: There weren't enough people on the bus for this particular (large) bus, so we had to turn around and get a smaller bus. Answer 3: The bus we were on was only supposed to do night trips, and since this was a day bus, we had to return and change to a day bus.
Ahh the joy of shameless inefficiency, and the utilization of lies in the face of an uncomfortable situation. The only thing in common with the responses was that we had to change buses, which we did. We went from a reasonably nice and plush bus to a horrible piece of shit that had just arrived in Ayacucho from a 12 hour trip. Given the state of the roads in the area you think they'd do a bit of maintenance and upkeep before sending a bus out on another 12 hour grind, but instead they simply loaded us onto this bus that probably made 1972 proud and off we went.
Of course I was pissed. But I managed to calm myself by repeating how this is Peru, these things happen in Peru, they will always happen in Peru, and there's nothing I can do about it. Pretty much the same thoughts I had to repeat in my head when I had to deal with Italian bureacracy there as a student. Sort of my own "Serenity Now."
We do get going again, and all is well for approximately the next 7 hours. We chugged along the single lane, bumpy as hell dirt road through incredible scenery and quaint Quechan towns. Once my bones got used to the rattling and jarring from the road, I slipped into a contented state of staring out my window at a landscape like no other. Jagged ridges descending thousands and thousands of feet into ravines and narrow river valleys. High desert plains filled with catcus and scrubbrush. A cobalt blue river and rickety, exciting bridges. Dizzying, thousand plus foot drops over the road's edge into the precipice. I of course sat on the "shit your pants" side of the bus, my nose pressed against the window looking down to certain death should our bus hit a bad bump or collide into an oncoming vehicle (lots, and lots of blind turns on this eye-of-the-needle wide road).
Then our bus broke down. Transmission, two hours sitting on the side of the road watching three men try to fix whatever had busted. Luckily we broke down right near a village, meaning decent scenery and a place to stay that night if we couldn't get to Andahuaylas.
Two things happened of interest while waiting for the bus to get fixed. The immobile bus crowded the left half of the road, with the bus passengers sitting off on the right side of the road. A van came through this scene with a complete sense of abandon, not slowing down one mph, and struck a three year old girl who was a passenger on board with her father. The side of the van clipped her, sending her flying five feet into the ditch, where she landed against the far bank. The sound of collision was horrible, followed by sounds of all the Peruvians shouting at the driver in obscenties and exclamations to God. Perhaps those exclamations worked, because the girl turned out to be fine, just some scrapes and two bruises on her face.
Prior to this incident I had been in a state of reverie. Since I have 3.5 months to travel, I am in no hurry to get to any particular place. Yes I realize on this morning I had been rather annoyed at the two hours wasted by the "let's change the bus" fiasco. But at that point in time I wanted to get somewhere new, and going back to Ayacucho did not qualify. When our bus broke down I was indeed somewhere new, not in a particular new place, but somewhere new. That's all I was looking for, and when our bus broke down outside this town, I had found it. I stared over the ridge our road was set on, down onto the valley and into the setting sun and the mountains it framed. Life was good. I read my novel, ate some oranges, lounged and relaxed in carefree freedom.
That inner glow and peace was shattered when the van struck the little girl, but not fatally so since the girl turned out to be alright. The tension in the group of passengers, who were annoyed greatly at the bus breakdown since, as locals, they indeed had a particular place to be, was spiked hugely by the accident. But they too calmed down over time and we all settled into a patient wait for something to happen.
The next thing to happen, for me, was a group of 5 kids who were walking home from school (it was now about 6 pm, or when we should have arrived in Andahuaylas). They spotted me, the gringo, and beelined it. I was reading, noticed a shadow develop, and looked up to find myself in a semi circle of these young Quechuan kids. They peppered me with questions, I taught them some English, they taught me some Quechua (which, as an indigenous language, is completely different from Spanish). It was good fun. They wanted me to take their picture, which I did, and for some reason this made them really happy. All in all, it was enjoyable and helped pass the time.
Finally the people trying to fix the bus gave up, and called a van to come pick us up. This van probably legally seats 10 people, and we managed to fit 17. Imagine me, the 6 foot tall gringo smashed in with 14 other people (3 were in the front bench seat). It was 2.5 hours of legcramp misery until we finally reached Andahuaylas, at approximately 9 pm or 3-4 hours late. I was a mess with fatigue, but happy that I had experienced a part of Peru (towns forgotten by time, landscapes built by time, and me not caring a whit about time) that 99.9% of tourists to Peru do not experience. If you travel to Peru and don't go through tiny indigenous villages, experience bus breakdowns, and encounter merry inefficiency, well then you haven't really been to Peru.
And all this was in day one of the two day trip to Cusco. The second day, yesterday, was more or less unexceptional, with the exception of a fire out the exhaust pipe that took 15 minutes to put out. Somehow after all this I arrived safe and sound in one of the highest cities on earth, a lofty 11,500 feet in elevation, or a height that makes our Mile High City look rather insignificant.