Day 75: South American business sense
I mentioned something in the last posting about how the business sense in Argentina much closer resembles ours at home than that of the Bolivians or Peruvians. But today provided me with a clear and precise example of just how skewed and unprofitable their sense of business can be, even here in Buenos Aires.
I was in the Levi's store at the mall, trying to find some jeans (stupid me thought I could go 3.5 months without a pair of jeans, bad idea considering how messed up your clothes get on such a long trip, jeans are durable thus jeans are good - remember that next time Matt!). So I am about 6 feet tall, or 180ish centimeters. Your average Argentinian is about 5 foot 7 inches. So in theory I should go into this Levi's store and generally find jeans that are too small and short for me, right? Au contraire, my logically thinking friend. I tend to wear size 32 length jeans and expected to find mostly size 30's. Instead every single pair of jeans in this store, and we are talking about 50 or more pairs of jeans, were size 34 and up. Literally every style, every color, size 34 and up. Nothing at all to fit me, and I am pratically Gulliver in the land of Lilliputians.
Sometimes you just want to wring people's necks in the hope that your hands might squeeze some sense into the people here. Argentinian's are short, and yet you only have jeans that fit your average Viking? What fucking sense does that make? I asked the guy at the counter about it and he just shrugged and looked at me like I was asking a dumb question. Maybe I was. Maybe the people here just accept that nothing works the way it in theory ought to. Maybe I should open up a jeans store right next door to the Levi's store, offer size 28 and 30 and 32 jeans, and laugh my way to the bank.

It seems like Argentines are just used to the fact that they must have their pants hemmed, which can be done for less than $10 pesos though a lot of people have someone in the family who can do it for free. Of course, walking around Buenos Aires, you'll also notice that a lot of people have their pants rolled up....trying to turn the problem into a fashion statement. As I write this, my own slacks are about 5" too long...sigh. (Comment this)
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